My Anecdote

Pity them

2011-02-05T07:42:00.000-08:00

Kadang-kadang bile aku tgk stats button and see where they refer my blog tu...ade yang type certain keywords maybe to find some useful tips ke advise ke motivation blablabla ke before they are directed to my blog...kesian woi korang...contohnye:

ade previous post aku entitled test

situation A

minah ni: oooo..siot lah...esok exam sejarah doh...aku dah nak terkencing cuak gila babi sebab nervousssssss...wooo cuak gila.... camne ni...ok...aku mesti surf internet untuk mendapatkan motivasi

and then she search with keyword 'test' on google...then she reached this blog and read a post entitled test before she mencarut dengan kasarnya dengan segala nama binatang keluar sampai membabitkan mak bapak aku membaca kisah aku cuak waktu driving test... kemudian, dia pon pms and xnak buat exam esok...

situation B

ade previous post aku entitled kereta kancil berbau

ceo perodua: aku risaulah bagaimana respons pengguna dengan kereta kancil aku

then he search for 'kereta kancil' on google before he saw link 'kereta kancil berbau' and hati die pon berdebar2 takut-takut produk syarikat ni x bagus,then die kene buang kerja, anak bini menangis melalak kat rumah,pampers anak x ganti2...las2 jual ikan keli kat pasar...

but then, when he click and read stupid post of mine about bau kereta waktu aku driving test, sekali lagi, die mencarut macam cibai sampai termuntah...lepastu mood pon hilang and ponteng kerja esok hari,demam seminggu

kesian kan!!!

tapi kesah ape aku..haha

p/s:this post is a bit hiperbole...haha

The Making Of A Lady

2011-02-05T05:38:00.000-08:00

It was an adaptation of 'my fair lady' and my MPAC club performed it as a play with tickets and alhamdulillah...it was a great success with heaps of positive feedbacks

At first,we couldn't imagine how would this play be?? For me...hmmm...paling tinggi pon 20 org nak dtg ke takde sape pon nak datang...for my teacher....teacher ingt 40++ je datang,tu pon yang lebih2 tu tambah kita2 je(budak kmb)...for other mpacs....don't worry bole sampai punye... and for that day...woahhhhh!!! seriously kmb gempak cam sial....thanks for your support...and to mpacs yg bawak family dgn tok,nenek pak long,mak long sume korang angkut...thank you so much...

and the rest...let's the pictures do the talk :)

credit to amanda and aizat for the pictures

it was awesome!

The Art of IB Survival

2011-02-04T06:46:00.001-08:00

whenever people are busy finishing assignments,refer here & there, runsing memanjang, pms xtentu pasal, i kept telling myself:

"Ala...nanti bile date line sampai,kau akan hantar gak"

so nak buat ape runsing ..chill sudeyh

i hold this principle to have a relaxing,fun daily life in IB..

p/s:tapi..kalau kau tu jenis pemalas kutu babi x nak buat keje, sampai mati pon x siap gak

p/ss: tapi...as usual...nk smpai dateline,confirm gelabah :D

p/sss:tapi an...janji aku happy setiap hari

They said about me on fb

2011-01-01T00:03:00.000-08:00

on fb,they describe me..

sumpah korang terbaek!!!

nanti nak kahwin,panggil aku pukul kompang :))

Senior time kat KGV yg paling best and paling admire

5000:gosh,,u just reminded me of debatesss!bahas ala parlimen!!pidato piala diraja!!..remember those days practising debate in cikgu adam's office and finishing all his chips and snacks and facebooking while other people are in classes..hahaha..
u always have the good boy image on..mmg baik pun kan,dh lah kecikk jee..mmg sentiasa disayangi oleh kakak2 dan abang2 seniormu.. :)

Classmate time KGV yg paling masuk kepala

‎0812 : ialah seorang budak laki paling pandai yg aku jumpa. Nama kita adalah isu yg entah apa2. Kau memang lawak dan kau je lah layan aku mengarut ngan bebel ntah apa2. Hahaha. Sori dohh dulu aku selalu menjadikan kau bahan gurauan melampau. Aku ingat dulu kita selalu kacau anak doktor gigi. :) hahaha

Kawan babi aku..haha

5000- die paling best kalau nak mengutuk orang, aku paling selesa mencarut ngn die. tp sngt penat kalau teman die shopping, mcm sial punye susah! kenal mse high school, mse f5 paling bnyk lepak same2, best! suka kutuk taste aku in fashion but above all, one of the person i feel most comfortable with. :)

Budak 4 flat

‎0812 : Knowing you during Form 4, with the rest of the clan. You are very funny, smart, talkative, and hell yeah, kiasu! Hahaha remember our old days of gossiping at school and in college? You are absolutely cute, considering your size, but than doesn't put you any less. You are very brainy, hardworking, and you care about your reputation, a lot. Lastly, you are super caring. Hope we always remain tight!

Kawan TGB yg pandai dan humble

Inbox mari:thanx ye 4 all tat komen.... utk pengetahuan ko kan, benda yg best psl ko ialah, ko sgt jujur.... ak x perlu nk terlalu mentafsirkan aper yg ko ckpkan, sbb u said sth n u mean it..... ad certain org suke berkias n berlapik.... kdg2 ak terpakse menafsirkan sgt dlm n kdg2 tersalah tafsir....
2ndly, ko boley bergaul ngan sumer org..... ak kagum gak la coz ak susah kowt n berinteraksi ngan certain people..... it is hard 4 me to do so....
3rdly, ko petah berbicara n slalu nmpk ykin. chaiyok la mukh...!!!!
kalu nk ckp psl pandai, ko mmg hebat, esp physics...... (subject2 laen pown ka hebat gak k....) ak kdg2 jeles ngan ko, sazzale, haziq.
kowg still hebat study walaupun hidup enjoy, ak lak kne study slalu.... kat sini ak nk try cre korang.... heheheh, hrp2 sukses laar.... =)
n ak nk mnx maaf la psl komen ttg diri ko walaupun ko x mnx..... huhuhu.... ak suke la biler org tu try being honest n spit everything out...... n in fact ak suke kalu owg citer masalah dyer pd ak.....
kalu ko ad mslh, esp berkaitan ngan spiritual or emotional, i would be honoured to listen n give my opinions......
btw, thanx for being my frenz n hope tat we will still be one 4 ever.....*pling panjang lah

Earliest friend kat TGB

‎5000 - hahahaa... ske lepak ngan kau . still ingt wk2 kau marah tahap gila bangang wk2 grand dnner kite :P sorry sngt2. aq ingt bnda tuh smpai mati kowt. tp rse klakar sbb last2 dua2 org x pkai bnda tuh. hahaaa ske lepak ngan kau :D

Classmate kat KMB

‎0812 : sekelas ngn kau mmg bes.yg plg ak nak gelak tyme IOP ko.x psal2 ak jd bahan..haha tp mmg bes n comel la menda tu..haha,,even ko suke menjadi kejam, tp ngn ak ko kurang kejam kann? haha, hope we'll b in da same class till d end..cewah

Kawan TGB yang x kedekut

‎0812: HAHA. Aku kenal kau dulu sebab kau sgt annoying (kau gi join byk bende buat pe utk audition minggu bahasa?) tapi after that, bile dh lepak same2, kau sgt best especially bab kutuk2 orang, kau mcm centre of gossips, nak taw pape gossip, tanye kau je, kau mesti taw. Kau pon 'setan paling pandai' jugak. Kau genius, mmg aku respect ar. Semoga kau jadi doktor yg bagos, jumpe di UK ye nanti :D

Kawan sekolah rendah SKTPJ

encik 0812: pergh. beliau ni genius time skolah rendah dulu. masok skolah menengah apetah lagi. ade sorg kwn dye yg satu uni ngan aku. okey2. encik 0812 ni baek. eventhough sdiket bossy [dulu2], saye x kesah psl bossiness [is there such word?] dye tu slalunye membawa kpd something good. papepown: GUDLUCK IN EVERYTHING

Kawan TGB yang speaking berhabuk

‎0812 kecil2 cili padi. i wana do a cat scan on u cuz i wonder how big ur brain is! lols hehe u damn genius and u work hard tooo, lethal combination hahah u deserve evrythin u gained. uv aalways bin nice to mee. ur good in speaking, u were in the forum if i rmmber ryt, eish, ur good in evrything lahh. ur a big help in my bureau, kesian dpt ketua lyk me kan ehehe great workin with ya!

really appreciate them as friends ....:)

New Year,New Post

2010-11-17T00:51:00.001-08:00

Readers!!!

Assalamualaikum...

Tiap-tiap hari aku baca newest post from my friend's blog and tiap-tiap kali tu jugak lah aku malas mcm pork nak tulis tapi for this time,sebab gegendang telinga aku ni dah naik pekak dengar pum,pam,pum,pam sana sini,penangannya sama pekak bagai dileter mak cik lemah pot pet kampung sebelah. Then aku pon realize aku celebrate new year ni kat rumah je,depan tv,paling grand pon tgk la org terkinja2 menari kat tv1,xpun layan ongbak kat astro prima...ye lah...aku ni xdelah cool sgt mcm korang luar sana yang pergi celebrate,mabuk2,babi2...

Hmm,as what's done by my friends, as 2010 left me, barulah sekarang meraban nak ingat balik all the bittersweet memories along 2010,

Let see, huh ,what we got here:

1.Allah blessed me with a 8A+,1A for my SPM.Waktu tu aku buat jugaklah drama2 macam korang buat, menangis2(walau setitik pon hampeh xnak kuar),peluk kiri kanan cukup syarat,melompat-lompat,terkinja2...standard lah an...macam korang x buat lak an... tapi sumpah jiwa,raga,batin aku bersyukur and thanks an infinity to my teachers

2. Cuti 6 bulan yg macam brengset nye bosan ..duduk,tidor,baring,keluar, makan,berak,kencing.. Sume bende lah buat macam tiap2 hari ulang bende sama..Duduk rumah pulak perasan wallet tu dah kembung macam katak buntal,bajet banyak duit,pemalas xnak pegi keje...so what did i do? Eeeeennntahlah wei!

3.Become a movie addict...ade x term for orang yang movie freak selain noob...movie genius,artificially-movie-intelligence,movie-minded...ha semua tulah....tu je lah yang aku buat waktu cuti 6 bulan...*LOSER wei kau!get a life...orang cuti gi sasau2 kat club2* ha yang cakap macam ni ,kau pegi mam.

4.Got my driving license.Ya Allah,sumpah tok nenek moyang aku cakap aku xnak melalui period ni lagi...setiap hari kene marah macam kambing...padahal nak dapatkan sekeping kad yg harga 50sen je kat kedai tu,punyelah susah....tapi biler dah dapat tu...haha...macam cibai lak aku bawak kete..haha...mampos la

5.Aplly 7 scholars waktu diri tgh bajet bagus las2 yg kene panggil 2 interview je...cinapek tol...penat tangan ak click sana sini las2...hmmm....xpelah ,at least dapat kan? *wei syukur la sikit jantan* yela

6.Dapat MARA scholar...wooo...happy macam nak tercabut jantung I !!!!!

7. Kolej Mara punye kat Banting and seriously,this place is cool..tak kisahlah kalau budak INTEC ke,KYUEM ke,KTJ ke,KBU ke ,hogwarts or jadah ke to say Kmb bosan cm taik etc...the fact is kau xmasuk pon tempat ni nak banyak bunyik...tapi seriously tempat ni macam meneran punya best...matured,open,lepak....kirenye kalau tetibe ade offer letter yang dari TGB suh masuk balik sekolah....sumpah sampai berzikir2 aku xnak...

8.M10E yang best...the era when my classmates are beyond awesomeness comes back...:DDD...sangat gembira la jasmani serta emosi dengan dieorang...

weeee...

9.Time biler aku kenal langit tu tinggi ke,rendah ke,lagi tinggi....haih...before i entered KMB,seriously bukan nak brag ke ape, tapi i love mathematics and selalu gak lah score gilaks2 dalam mathematics...tapi since masuk KMB,OMG!!!!*gaya pompuan gedik luar sana*

okay tuan-tuan,puan-puan kita ulang lagi sekali yeee,kali ni nakkan tenaga and komitmen u'olls...oooooohhhhhh mmmmyyyy gooddddd!!!

Result for my quizzes,test sume macam hampeh...tulah...ingat lagi maths tu senang....aku lost dowhhhh....seriously...lost macam gile...senang cite kalau nak buat style xyah study then score, memang x score lah kau ye....in a nutshell....for sem2, tgk lah aku study maths macammana....

10.I got my nokia 5800..yelah...manalah mampu nak ber-blackberry,iphone bagai...tapi nak gak lah merasa macam hidup datuk2 sikit...so bolehlah gak layan fon ni gak...tapi frankly,fon lampu suluh tu lagi baik lah!!

11.Susahlah nak gelak macam x ingat dunia,syurga,neraka kat kmb ni...TGB and KGV dulu....siap gelak2 nak terkoyak seluar lagi

12.Cuti ni...which is few days before 2011...hormon makan aku mencanak2 naik...so ice-cream aku sanggup gaklah redah shopping2 mall kat seremban yang setaraf london,USA ni untuk dapatkan sundae McD semata-mata

13.I have bad sleeping routinge...tido kul 4 camtu..bangun kul 2 petang...macamlah malam tu pegi rempit bodo ke, clubbing x ingat dunia...haih

14.Cool MPAC (malaysian performing arts club) membership...seriously,they're like a bunch of really talented person..i mean my club-mate lah...aku ni berlakon ayam2 tu boleh la

15.Grateful of being in Smiling Soul club...where you can find the other me*ceh....bajetlah tapi bodolah ayat ni*

Overall,2010 has left and yet it has become a good and loyal diary,recording all the bittersweet memory yang sampai mati xkan lupa...*tipu lah kan...konfem part ketagih ice cream...gelak2 sume tu aku lupe gak nanti*...but anyway...i really hope that 2011 will treat me well

Panjang sikit...kirenye macam post 5 bulan combine satu ;)

HAPPY 2011,btw!!!!

Peace for all :DD

p/s:sorry lah,bahasa macam rojak pak kassim sikit

A Short Farewell Speech

2010-06-10T07:17:00.000-07:00

We were naive that time.everyone looked really innocent and not so dandy in our boring,pallid school uniform.We went to the laboratory together.We were being scolded together when we arrived late for certain classes(Miss Azreen n Puan Zaidah' s class. That time was a complete

oh-my-ass scene!! ).There were some bickering between the boys and the girls about so many things..Everyone was very good at raising their voice to the max and reaching certain keynotes that rarely found in normal singer to uphold their right in the class. I fought with the girls for the placement of tables under the fan and for the journal..but now...Everyone move to separate ways..I never expected that the one sitting beside me would land his feet in Australia...I had no inkling that the girl sat in the same row with me are going to set her foot on Columbus land...we were just concentrating for our spm and aiming for abroad study without having no clue to reside whether in Europe,America , Asian,middle east or etc...We were just innocent,wondering where will our future lead us to ...and now...their hope and dreams have accomplished and for that:

the very best of luck to u, Nurul Rossyahidah Rosli in your future study in Tennessee. Study well and make yourself proud through many achievements

good luck to my friends, Zulfadhli Zaini and Azizi Omar who are now enjoying the serenity and breathtaking natural beauty of France

good luck to all my friends who are working their ass off for asasi or matriculation.may u all get the pointer that u dream of

good luck to all my friends who are or gonna do preparation program to secure place abroad

and finally,good luck to me

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

may success be on our side

p/s:nanti sapa2 nak fly nnti ak tulis la lgi..

August is after july

2010-06-05T11:22:00.000-07:00

I've just watched this movie and what more can i say rather than :

superb,awesome

Of all the movies that I'd watched...i would name 'august rush ' as the second most beautiful,meaningful, and all the ful movie as ever created..ok...hiperbola sangat tapi seriously la,watch it first then you'll know....i know...this period ,everyone should be talking about courses la, thesis,crap assignments la,excitement to continue study(like "yeay,x sabar sial nak masuk college", "babi bosan kat rumah sampai cirit birit tangah malam ","i pandang kari ayam ni macam i pandang buku calculus la" or kalau yg gedik2 tu," mak i belikan i beg gucci lagi tu for college,aww,so sweet kan my mom??"ok ni puke kejap) but seriously,take your time to watch this movie...it's totally worthwhile.

tapi pelik la asal movie ni x famous padahal punyala jiwang karat habis aku tengok

15 Malaysia

2010-05-22T12:18:00.000-07:00

haha...

*gelak guling2*

babibabibabibabibabi..

hurm..yeay maybe...

2010-05-21T11:08:00.000-07:00

nah...finally my question answered..alhamdulillah...but entahlah...aku cam takde perasaan sangat bile dapat this KMB thing,UM and KMNS...y??sebab nampak x perkataan perubatan tu..haih..till now,i'm still not sure whether medic is the right one or not despite i filled and chose sains hayat and anything with medic for most of the applications...macam mengada2 ckit la aku ni...haih..i think i'll just go through it lah..ala..bile masuk f4 dulu...sape ckp aku suka spm...then kene jugak sit for that exam and do my best kan..same goes waktu dulu...suke pulak aku masuk tadika seri comel..but then aku grad jugak tadika..haha..ade mortar board lgi waktu grad..grand x grand my nursery's grad day..:)

but the best part is...aku dapat tahu bende ni after i just banked in the bloody rm 235 for UM...arghh...235?! mmg la duit mak bapak tok nenek aku but then ..aku boleh tengok 20 wayang sekaligus tau x dgn duit tu, bole makan beratus bungkus maggi dgn perisa msg sampai aku benggap dgn that amount...to those yang going to UM...buat sungguh2 tau minggu haluan siswa tu..ape je pun..paling grand pon nanti bawak pingpong guna sudu kat mulut..haha...

and to those my friends who got whatever u want..congrats and do your best and to those yang xdapat..i know it sounds cliche tapi what more can i write rather than be patient and God knows better for u..

to those yg dpt UM especially...syiok wei UM..

Jatuh Perlahan2

2010-05-12T16:59:00.000-07:00

i'm a huge fan of american idol because well,i'm amazed and attracted with those raw quality talents from the contestants .but seriously, I think(see the 'I' word bukan 'they' or 'we' ye..haha) last season was much better n exciting with u know wonderful talents from the top 3...but , after tengok every concert performance n found that most of the solo performance are boring with entah ape2 lagu yg x femes (ye la..nama american an..so mesti lagu yg american suka like folk n country..cuma aku je anak seremban yg x sedar diri still follow show ni )

tapi..yesterday..haha..at last i can hear somethg yg really pleasant and mayb beautiful kot in terms of the melody and at least , i know la this song

erm..this is the original one:

Kris Allen sang this one last year n his one's version are also superb...

and again...i think this one is amazing but if u dont agree..i dont care la..kirim salam kat mak kau..

lgi satu..lgu ni slow ckit..so..if nak tidur cepat..dengar lah..;)

to dearest guest

2010-05-12T00:03:00.000-07:00

i really appreciate your comments

hahaha...i have no idea why my last post about my reviews on some films can become an issue for a people...u guys can check at my chat box to see aku berbalas2 pantun dgn sorang guest yg x puas hati dgn my review of Iron man 2...i don't know...i don't feel mad becos it's funny la...my last review on Ironman 2 did not include anything yg describe that movie is horrible mcm perkataan "suck","fuck" and etc...aku dah malas dah nak terus argue dgn kau kat chat box aku yg mmg limited space tu..u said that :

guest: im not saying its an insult but to us who know things bout dis ironman,

what a shame fer u to jz simple cmment mcm tu. lol. ay its urs, but im

much older n i knw d things bout this muvee so yeah.

ape yg shame nye pak cik oi...ok je...mmg la aku tulis simple comment xkan u expect me to write the whole complete comments macam :introduction,plot,summary,pro,cons...blablabla, hahaha..xde keje aku..lgipun this review bukan official pon..so..it wont effect anything la..what's the big deal...this one is merely about a movie fan who went to the cinema and watch a movie called 'Ironman2' and gave his comment on that...let say..i don't think it's a great movie..but the people who sit next to me ke behind me ke kata "wow,fantastic gila babi...i will support iron man forever..i'll buy your dvd and watch it until i mampus and also for my last will..please2... i want that dvd to be buried together with me when i dead"

so what...that is his/her point of view and this is mine la...u are much older than me and supposedly la i guess u are the one that is more master in judging a movie..ok..why don't u sign up for a blog and puji la this movie sepuas hati kau...i won't disturb

guest: n short scene for movie , its just typical.

some muvess r even worse. ironman is a legend dude.

memangla some movies are even worse...so...maksudnya aku kena scout every movies yg kat cinema tu n then give my reviews for each movies la..hahaha...aku xkena bayar pon utk komen mana2 movie..then yg aku kutuk puas2 alice in the wonderland tu xde lak kau kesah...ke aku kene tunggu gak any fanatics for alice untuk datang kutuk review aku..hahaha...

and for u..ironnman is a legend...so what..if i say i am damn fanatic to power rangers ke kluangman ke ,powerpuff girls ke....should i search any blog yg kutuk my legends n give comment

"hey,mother fucker..how dare u..blablablabla" this is a free country la..some idols ke pemimpin ke leaders ke kene kutuk gak...n

btw..to u kipas-susah-mati for iron man..aku x kutuk pon movie pujaan kau tu....hahaha..btw..aku x marah pon..it depends on how u read this post..if u read dlm nada gembira terkinja2..then u will find this one is nothing but if u scrutinize this post dalam mood marah gila gaban..memang berangin gak your armpit to read this...aku pon menggelabah tulis post baru ni sebab malas la nak debate2 dengan kau kat chat box tu...so bende ni sume la aku nak cakap n it's fun to argue with you..haha

i will write more reviews after this..so yeah

3 movies & 1 trash

2010-05-09T09:07:00.000-07:00

wah...again...my lust for movie ignited...some movies n some reviews from me..

IronMan 2

for me la kan...this movie is not that great..i don't know..it's not that packed with actions but undeniablly for its high tech ...it's not that satisfying but still watchable .. and the part when si besi ni lawan the main nemesis die macam bodo ckit ....bapak kejap..keluar fireball gabung mati...macam dragon ball dah aku tengok

Inglorious Basterds

wahhh...cite ni sumpah gila..aku download this movie and watch it on my pc with a headphone on my ears..and my habit lah..i would raise the volume to maximum..and lepas tu sumpah menyesal...gile real semua scene dgn darah mcm air ribena je dorang buat...and if u guys wanna download this movie..remember,watch it with a headphone and high volume..gila berdebar..but still,mmg no doubt for its oscar nominees...aku satisfied gile la...and bnde ni cm nak timbulkan question mark:

which side are u with,the nazi or the jews??

walaupun dalam cite ni nazi mcm babi kejam n jews ni cm lembik kene tindas...aku sokong gak nazi sebab german accent dorang mmg cool habis...so...watch la bende jadah ni yang memang bastard..

The Dark Knight

ok...i know..it's lame and quite late for me to watch this movie..tpi waktu bende ni screening ,hormon movie aku belum keluar..so that's why aku baru tgk...and seriously la...superb macam sial...bapak mantap cite ni..cuma heroin je hodoh sikit tapi lain memang smart...so..aku recommend to those yg still berpangkat graper..download la this movie...pak cik joker aka heath ledger sumpah pandai berlakon...cuma bodo sikit mamat ni sebab die bunuh diri..kalau tak..confirm,banyak offer dapat...

Alice in Wonderland

haha..aku upload gamba ni bukan sebab movie ni best and aku pon dah berkurun tengok citer ni..tapi saje je nak kutuk...seriously sampah masyarakat punye movie..harap poster n costume je lawa..tapi yang lain cam bodoh...seriously la...bende ni membazir duit n memang x berbaloi la cipan...bengang lak tetibe,..sape yg terfikir nak download movie ni...bawak2 la mengucap...memang membazir je..faktor:

storyline cam butt

CGI yg terlampau banyak

and entah lah..banyak lagi

cuma part babi tu je yang aku suka...

and aku ade jugak tgk cerita lain macam when in rome , lovely bones , remember me and etc...yang ni kira so-so je la...cam remember me...asal la lembap sangat...tapi last2 skali ending...kire make sense and bole layan la...

so that's all...sesape x setuju..lantak korang la..ni review aku semata2

5 Things..

2010-05-01T09:25:00.000-07:00

ok...look..i know..i've been abandoning this blog for quite a long time...haha..seriously..memang berlambak tikus,sawang,habuk2 yg sial...ok my only reason is sebab aku malas...

1.aku sangat lah super duper frust for not getting offers especially from petronas..sebab nya ...well,i think when u pay for somethg,(the bloody rm20 for that minyak tanah application)..then ..u for sure will get something in favor and i also had fulfill all those minimum requirement(dah terlebih2 aku bagi) ...but this petroliam nasional berhad yg i've no idea how they spell 'petroleum' did not even call some large group of person..it's not that i want to say i'm super duper genius ke bagus ke for any scholarship..but at least call la for interview..ok...bnde ni really kencing off kan aku..but i know that everythg happen for reason kan..i know..He has planned something better for those yg work hard for the spm and for everyone ... so..just wait ya peeps.

Yeah,u are useless to my company u loser!!

oh..petroliam,anda memang cikaro..

2.oh....i am also legal to driver..hahah..thanks la kepada pak cik jpj misai hitam lebat yang judge aku despite kat dalam kereta tu kau asyik tidur while covering your sleepy eyes with very my datuk punye style sunglass..but the 'P' really la i'm happy..and now..i'm a fast driver

****gear 3 macam gear 1

****gear 4 waktu atas bumper...then kete melompat kodok2...

haha...who's fucking care...

3. yup...and me also did apply for the mara scholarship for medic eventhough i'm not that sure whether Dr.mukhzani is very poyo title or a cool one...but i just GTH n just randomly applied medic because idk...demanding job maybe...yeah..waktu hari diumumkan shorlisted for mara interview..i woke up at 11...sacrificing 3 more hours to sleep...surf the net...and somehow my instinct said that i wont get this one because i thought that this time would be one more life test for me...n yes...i filled in my ic no..and it said

"Maaf,perhomonan anda tidak berjaya"(lebih kurang la) n then my heart said there u go

wahh..another test for me...terusla aku dgn baju tidur ,muka busuk xmandi..directly call n complain...u know what,in this situation..dont be afraid la because when u know u deserve..just go ahead and said"i.dont.freakingly.fucking.care" n just complain la...and then they said they i can check again on the next day...

haha...and no worries..i knew i would be shorlisted...it was just a test and if i had successfully overcome it..i had so much satisfaction :)

4.setelah masa berganti masa,hari berganti hari,makan berganti makan,tandas berganti tandas...finally...an offer for me..KOLEJ MATRIKULASI NEGERI SEMBILAN..

waahhh...mmg terharu doe...akhirnye i can see la the words anda diterima

"dik,kau dapat straight a ni matriks dah x pandang.mesti dapat banyak tawaran lain"

"wah,sape kata macam...kucing ke arnab...zaman dah berubah la pak cik"

5.and...the latest one...another offer...really excited la for this one...why??because i applied this uni for my first option and Alhamdulillah..i got it!!

Keputusan Semakan

NOMBOR KAD PENGENALAN/MYKAD

921208055323

NAMA

MUKHZ*** BIN MUHAMAD

TAHNIAH!

Anda telah berjaya ditawarkan program pengajian seperti berikut:

KOD PROGRAM

M0010

NAMA PROGRAM

ASASI SAINS HAYAT

IPTA

UNIVERSITI MALAYA (UM)

URL SURAT TAWARAN

http://www.um.edu.my/kemasukan

woot2..excited gile...idk..after being rejected for a few times,i suddenly realise to appreciate every chances that came..so...happy...haha

so..senang citer..at first..aku rasa hidup aku memang palat & suwey but suddenly i realised...it's all been written...and He will plan the best for us as long u have the effort..so...haha...life is always great for me..;)

i'm tagged

2010-04-03T10:38:00.000-07:00

ARE YOU:
Perfect: nope...i'm an assholic

Tall: short la...ahh..never care..short is a trend-.-
In your pajamas: yes
Left handed: no..left one i save for the more beneficial and favourite activity

LAST: 
Friend you saw: haziq,helmi,nazrinq
Talked to on the phone: ikka
Person to text you: raidah
Is today better than yesterday?: ahh..everyday are the same..always happy days for me

FAVORITE: 
Number: 8  sbb my slip spm...MC009B187...ha...see the 8 in the middle..that's y la....:)
Color: blue
Food: fast foods kot n western n eastern
Place: Anywhere I can meet up with people.

QUESTIONS&ANSWERS: 
What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
cium bantal.

Do you have anything bothering you? 
haha...very few la

What’s the last movie you watched in theaters? 
remember me...bosan doe cite ni...

Where is the last place you went? 
sunway piramid

Do you smile a lot?
yes..abso-freakin-lutely..sometimes people smile back at me...then ...i start to feel pelik bcos i smile for myself

Are you happier now than you were 6 months ago?

ala...i'm happy je...malas nak moody2 ni...mak ak slalu minum air sejuk waktu mengandung aku

Are you a friendly person? 
boleh la...

Where did you sleep last night? 
my room

Why did you sleep there? 
hurm..i dont know,.,,,xkan dlm jamban kot

When was the last time you cried? 
bile aku x dpt masuk sbp waktu form 1

What do you hear right now? 

american idol...dont know the title

Does anything hurt you right now?
not-a-thing.

What’s your favorite month? 
december la...my birthday

EMOTIONS: Are missing someone right now? 
hurm..do u miss me??

Single?
yes

Are your parents still married? 
yes

FIRSTS: First best friend?
forgot ke takde

First enemy?
hurm...byk budak tgb la

First vacation?

mekah...bagi berkat ckit hidup

CURRENTLY: 
Eating?: Nope. 
Drinking?: nope
Listening to?: tv
 Plans for today?: hurm..going somewhere

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER: 
Shorter or taller?: hurm..short
 Romantic or spontaneous : Spontaneous
 Sensitive or loud?: loud...i dont care
Hook-up or in a relationship?: or

HAVE YOU EVER: 
Lost glasses/contacts?: never so far...bgus kan aku
 Ran away from home?: x

Broken someone’s heart?: haha..ni ade la beberapa kali
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: 
Do you like someone?:

yes

Are you happy with where you are in life?

ok la...i wonder those yg ade perfect life tu...msti hidup ko x best...so ...mixture of problem n fine moment is cool

hari result..hari result..

2010-03-13T10:35:00.001-08:00

haha..tulis la post lgi satu ni...ni pulak post bile aku dapat result spm

semuanye bermula pada pukul 6.30 pagi aku dah bangun..then pulak...bapak aku cakap nak pegi pukul 7.00..wth!!! gile r smpai dlm kul 9..result kuar dalm kul 11.30..memang puas la kene sindir camni..so start la drama murahan aku buat2 tido...plan awal...tido kucing je..last2..tido kucing mati terkangkang..haha..pukul 8.00 bangun balik sebabb kene kejut

so...aku dah set plan nak melambatkan masa ni:
-waktu mandi:bukak air 20 minit untuk siram kaki je
-waktu breakfast kat gerai mak cik mane tah: makan nasi lemak lambat2..tetiba rasa nak berak..ahh tahan je la..tandas belakang cafe lagi bersih kot dari tandas awam tepi jalan yg layak jadi tandas utk para anjing2 n kucing je..

last2...smpai gak la maktab dalam kul 11.15 cmtu..haha...waktu yg tepat la ...
kat pondok guard je dah ader rollcall cikgu nak buat inspection la konon..walau aku tengok dah macam nak carik banduan mane tah terlepas sebab rogol rmai pompuan(xde kene mngena)

then aku carik2 la mana2 cikgu nak sindir ke ape ke utk aku bagi jawapan balas
last2 x jumpe ..pegi la ds puteri...rmai ckp lom kuar tapi bile dengar sape tah terlolong2 ..ak dah tau la dah kuar ni..

wait a minute..banyak nak mampos meja
"mana aku nak amik slip kesayangan ni..." then lalu lalang cam org bodoh without any direction

then..aku gi la meraban mana2 meja n dgn bantuan nurul..dpt la reach meja ni...tgk slip brlambak lambak...aku ckp la no.187..then dia bagi ...darah aku dipam bergelen2 in a second..

n my result:

jap2..spe kalau nak ckp aku ni nakpoyo or bajet,,,xyah la scroll down..gi r tido ,ke layan cite blue ke...dah ni blog aku suke ati la..

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(ceh bajet suspens lak padahal xde orang pon minat nak tgk result ko....blah la aku)

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SIJIL PELAJARAN MALAYSIA 2009

NAMA:MUKHZ*** BIN MUHAMAD
NO K/P:921208-05-5323
SEKOLAH:MRSM TUN GHAFAR BABA JASIN

BAHASA MELAYU A+
BAHASA INGGERIS A+
PENDIDIKAN ISLAM A+
SEJARAH A+
MATHEMATICS A+
ADD.MATHEMATICS A+
PHYSICS A+
CHEMISTRY A+
BIOLOGY A

YEAY!!! dah malas nak type sebb tersleepy..sambung je la esok..

gud nyte la spe yg tgh online ni....

arghhh!!!(yawn)

debaran spm terlambat sikit

2010-03-13T06:52:00.000-08:00

woooaaw...lama sial aku x come out dgn new post...dah bersawang dah ni....look...y??

-internet takde ke
-parents aku dh bancrupt ke sampai x bole bayar bil
-computer aku trmasuk washing machine ke
-ke aku cirit birit sepanjang masa sampai x boleh tulis blog

ceh...takyah la jawab...semue sebab antagonistic muscle kat jari aku ni xnak tekan "new post" ye..so bukan la salah aku kot..brain aku yg conduct smue ni..lgi satu sebab conflict blogging aku ni ,yg menyebabkan nama aku hot dlm kalangan cikgu2 ,so...haha...dah active balik la kot cmni

so,let see...where should i begin??

ok,aku citer pasal spm r

so sebab tak tulis on time..flashback la ckit

adakah aku cuak dgn spm ni??
memang aku cuak cam nak mati lebih daripada aku cuak buat test mendaki bukit waktu qti(of cos la)

then pulak,as mentioned before..nama aku semakin mnjadi bualan kat cikgu2 sebab kes blog kantoi(xnak elaborate)...then..perception cikgu waktu aku amik result nnti mmbuatkan aku lgi cuak gaban dari spm aku...adakah telinga aku akan terbakar disindir cikgu??atau kene bunuh dgn tenungan tajam and sinis cikgu2 nanti...haha..sumpah cuak

so...the best way to do is tunggu je la ajal ke azab ke atau any WTH yang akan aku terima hari spm keluar nanti..

p/s:post ni ditulis lepas aku dapat result..so aku x takut la nak ulas pasal bende ni

btw..maybe blog ni is under supervision mana2 cikgu..kalau ye...hai cikgu!!selamat membaca la ape2 yang patut.

Post ape ni?? ke bende bodoh

2010-02-14T10:28:00.000-08:00

ok..i come out for a new story because now,is 2.28 am and about lots of minutes later..i'm going to sleep..

hurm...it reminds me about a few real dreams that i had for d past days.....n..of cos totally weird

1st dream(dun know when but alah..beberapa hari lepas kot..)

aku mimpi berada dlm a very stressful situation..i was a royalty in that dream...and my uncle is a king..and my uncle slept at my sister's room...weird kan..mimpi jdi royalty but still living kat rumah teres dua tingkat ni...then..satu malam ni...ade pocong datang melompat2 kat bilik uncle king aku tu tido...well,in your dream,u feel like it's really happening...n that pocong buatkn uncle king aku tu terkejut then mmpos...

then ,aku terjaga n tgh mamai..so..aku pon memang ingat such thing berlakulah n i feel very scared about that death..and siapa akan jdi pengganti,..then aku tidur blik smbil x berani gerak kan badan sebab takut sgt smpai lah aku rase matahari dh mencacak ...aku pon bangun n sedar..!!!

2nd dream

ni tadi waktu aku tido petang..aku mimpi aku diserang and u know nak ditangkap oleh a bunch of people yg ade special power ..aku n family ditahan and confirm tgh panic cam sial..then aku escape and buat satu power ni yg menyebabkan my enemi jdi stationary n x leh gerak n aku suruh one of my siblings to pour water on that person n freeze the water so he wil also be frozen lah

oke...ni dah mcm citer heroes lak.then haziq call n terjaga...shit!!!aku cube tido balik to know the ending..tpi x boleh..so pegi la tandas n urinate..

btw..orang cakap kalau ade super power best...janganlah..ko rase terseksa punye..punye lah payah nak kuarkan power aku ni...macam nak terkencing...sebab ape aku cakap...becos aku dah experience dah..haha

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ok...this is a very super duper crap post..but entah la..baru2 ni...smue mimpi aku ade storyline and aku terbawa2 d impact ..

woih..spe yg pandai tilik ni..tolong lah tilik..ke nnti mmg aku akn dpt super power,or kawin dgn janda queen mane tah n rule a country..haha...

X)(

P..

2010-02-11T07:49:00.000-08:00

ok...let see...it think i'm a pretty lazy blogger as my tulang yg terberat so hard to press the 'new post' button...but eventually...when nothing to do...blogging would b the only option lah 4 me..

look..for those who are studying ryte now n burning their midnight oil at this moment..wait..not oil kot..that is too p.ramlee...alah,doing something lah to stay up n finish your crap homework...yeah they may write about their study experience n complain here and there...but for d real penganggur like me...what else to tell...driving..driving..driving..lah..

ok tukar rojak lak...hari ni aku tersuccess utk menghabiskn 8-hour training for driving
and seriously...hari ni lah ,paling ak x tension driving..why??sebab aku diajar oleh trainer yg best

trainer aku hari ni is the pakcik yg bgi aku ceramah kpp dlu yg aku ade kutuk dlm blog ni...adeih,menyesal lak kutuk...

pak cik tu sgt la relax n sporting n let me to do everythng i know myself and taught me anything yg x perfect..bukan mcm trainer yg sebelum ni yg entah la...asyik hormon x btul n nak marah aku je...tension la sial!!

n pak cik tu cool habis...relax je..then i drove on d real road ...itupun lancar jugak n sikit pon x marah...siap borak lgi tu : kejap pasal anak dia,kejap pasal nasi ayam(huh...nasi ayam pon leh jdi topik )..n etc...

sebab ko mmg sempoi n x marah2,layan je la:
"pak cik,ayam tu mesti sedap kan","kat mane anak pak cik skang","besar ke ayam tu" n blablabla...

but d the bad news is my test wud be on april..fuh..ade 2 bulan nak tunggu...tu mmg fuck off r!!knape x bgi aku test bulan 8 ke,bulan 12 ke or nak senang tahun depan je...haiyoo...sabar je la

so,it's a gud and bad day..:)

X)(

D.Ben yg Sejuk Jejas Perhatian

2010-02-05T09:29:00.000-08:00

knape ak tetibe cuak dgn kimia spm ni???

bodoh la ko ni,yg ko click link ni buat pe:

http://cikguadura.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/jawapan-kertas-1-spm-2009/

haha..stat kire balik target markah..;)

x)(

Kereta Kancil yang berbau

2010-02-03T06:50:00.000-08:00

hurm..ok this one again about driving..ye la..dah tak kerje,ni la pulak kerje aku..
semalam,aku pegi driving training(ceh training) n this time ,i really drive that car..

haha..and this time my trainer was encik india(xtau name die la...takde la pulak sesi orientasi)

en. india:ok,u dah practice 2 jam kan..ni boleh x hari ni?

aku:(alah,confirm la boleh..mendaki bukit,side parking,3 penjuru..senang cam korek hidung je)erm,boleh ... tpi saya xtau reverse la(haha...better mengaku dari aku langgar mane2 kerete)

en. india misai tebal: xpe ..saya ajar..

then dia ajar la aku reverse n i drove d car into the track

en. india kulit gelap:u tunjuk kat saya cmne nak buat side parking

aku:urm,bole(konfiden sikit)

lepas tu aku pon buat la..then terlanggar tembok jalan n enjin mati
en. india sudah marah: tu la..u cakap boleh buat..ni pun x boleh buat..u xtau lagi..sape yg ajar u sebelum ni

aku:(haha..bodohnye aku..)hurm.,ade pompuan mane tah

en. india dah cool sikit: oh..die tu..die tu mmg..blablabla..(die kutuk la trainer perempuan tu ckp tak pandai mngajar la,ape la)

aku:(ak pon buat la senyum hipokrit)btul..btul tu..

then..encik india bajet berkaliber tu pon ajar la aku everything...start from basic..die cakap selalunye kalau die ajar 4 jam pon boleh mahir(ceh bajet lak) and die memang bagus..ak dah boleh buat semue tu tanpa enjin mati n kereta melompat-lompat dlm masa satu jam suku je..

encik india yg dh start kagum:wow..u, saya rase dah ok n boleh drive kat jalan biase ni

aku:(haha...aku kan budak mrsm..ceh bajet ckit..but wth on real road...ko dh menyampah ke tgk
keexpertan aku and nak aku mati kene langgar dgn any trailer atau lori balak ke) hurm..bole KOT..

then die suruh la aku pandu on real road even ak dah tegaskan perkataan kot tu..on the road,that india berpidato sebelah aku with so many words

"nak tekan clutch, jgn tekan minyak"

"hei..u pandu dlm line..buat ape amik line org lain"

"hei ..u jgn la berhenti tengah jalan..haiyoo..u nak saya mati ke??"

"blablabla(padan muke ko..ak dh ckp KOT dah..ko xnak dgr...)

then after beberapa 15 minit..huh..ak bole memandu dgn quite expert..no offense..ko mmg cikgu yg baik..then pulak..pidato amaran change to pidato pujian

"tengok, u dah bole drive"

"saya kalau ajar kejap je student dapat(wait a minute..bukan ko patut puji aku ke,ko puji dri sndiri pehal lak..haha..x kisah la..)"

aku pon berusaha memaintainkn kebagusan aku smpai die hantar aku balik..malu la pulak kalau buat salah

so that's it..a new experience.. n this friday ade lgi satu session

kepada yg sibuk dgn keje n belajar..ko naik je la taxi apek mane..kalau nk saving ,naik la bas,yg aircond ke atau panas berbahang..boleh pilih

jangan memandu haram..ingatlah nyawa org tersayang(ceh , glabah lak)..;)

x)(

Don't stop bellivin'

2010-02-02T09:32:00.000-08:00

ok..i guess it's the time for a new post..
and u know..since becoming the most caliber n prfessional penganggur now..
waiting day by day for any moment for a new transition in my life..
woaw..it's like a months more kot for me to wait for my spm result to come out whether it goes down the drain around klcc or the drain at lorong haji taib(bodoh gak pepatah ni..haha..create-one version la kan)

like after reading through several blogs n read some of them who finally earn 1k or 2k for their job
good la for u guys..tpi if give some cash of yours n belanja me..lgi meaningful kot(ade kene mengena lak)

ok,fine..u wif your life,i with mine..u pegi la stand for 13 hours working n carik nafkah for your anak bini.. aku pulak sleep for 13 hours gak and woke up at around 2 pm..haha...ak punye lgi cool kot..for me la.

so boredom strikes n ak cube la cari hobi baru after bosan dgn movie-downloading thing..
yup..finally got one..watching english series online pulak.. best wow..u know,since golden globe n this one series won for the whatevr best awards..so i try to watch it online n u know what..i like it..the series..hurm,this below one:

GLEE!!

haha..this series is kinda musical one..filled with u know music la kan..tpi more matured kot dari high school musical..the disney's lame movie..this one more real,fresh,really protrays high school life n so much teenagers thing..the song are those which becoming hit now and is converted into choir style with dance(plik ckit la choir ade dance)..tpi still boleh layan..but i'm not sure for those hard rock heavy duty metal band or any lagu yg x berapa glabah(meaning mcm muzik yg slow n sesuai utk bagi aku tidur) fans to love this series..but for me yg suka dengar smue songs yg famous n best..ak mmg melayani series ni

so,minat punye pasal..aku dah watch satu season..haha..puas hati aku..

so those yg keje now..jgn ikut habit penganggur ni..gi tidor awal2..;)

X)(

this is my final decision

2010-01-28T03:19:00.000-08:00

urm..okay..for this week..like dah byk events occured in my lyfe..
yesterday,i made up a very important decision..which is menolaking d offer by mara for d russia medic..

haha..puas hati aku..asyik pikir n pikir n eventually aku rase aku dh buat kputusan yg btol
to those yg akan amik program ni ..huih..gud luck je la yg bole aku ckp

so long for should-be-my-coursemate and the very best of luck..;)

p/s:i'm not demanding n banyak songeh tpi hanya buat kputusn trbaik

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My hesitation is ryte>>

2010-01-24T09:38:00.000-08:00

ok..so,,i think most of u know that i got russia..yea!!!excited!!!bla..bla..
tpi aku x rasa pon cmtu..ak macam "russia..whatever "
then pulak,i found out that some of them who got this chance are d great people
GREAT means u know....has high mind ability,moral values n stuffs
so , it should b great to get mingled with this kind of group..
then,,while finding out d answer whether to go or not
aku terbaca a blog with full of sarcasm towards those russian graduates:

this blog~~~

http://unwantedcitizen.blogspot.com/2009/03/ukrainian-cpr-russian-life-support-and.html

and one of d feedback or comment of the post is this below one:

Moscow Medical Academy Student said...: Sad but true.(the article on the blog)
I am a medical student from Russia as well. Best part is, i or rather WE did not choose to come here. We are all scholars sent here by either JPA or MARA.

If you were to google "Moscow Medical Academy" it is ranked by UNESCO as the second best medic Uni in the world. DO NOT be fooled by this. Cuz i was one who was fooled as well. Only after i landed in Moscow did i know that "2nd best in the world" is specifically granted to the Russian Medium of this medical school. We Malaysians are doing the English medium...& i must say it's an utter shame that the Government actually spent millions of tax payers money to send us all here to study medicine. The teaching facilities/methods of the English medium here is way below par...way below that of a 3rd world country even. Some classrooms here even resemble the ones we have in our kampungs in rural areas such as Sabah & Sarawak. (so much for sending us here all the way to Moscow to EXPERIENCE this!)

For your information, this so called Moscow Medical 'Academy' DOES NOT even have a campus to begin with. Classes are scattered all over Moscow. (eg:Klang,PJ,Subang,Kajang,etc.).
We students are forced to travel everyday via Metro, or by foot or bus to attend classes. Also, there are many a time when we would have traveled so far to attend classes only to be told once we've reached there that classed are canceled!

The Government could have spent the money more wisely to educate us all in M'sia/Singapore/India.We get paid almost USD700 per month which i believe is a huge amount of tax payers money. However, i doubt we will bring back much knowledge to be able to help the patients back home.

While there are some of us who save & spend the money wisely due to the high cost of living here, there are a huge majority of private & sponsored students who come here juz to ENJOY. FREQUENT Alcohol parties,weekend getaways,world tours, & shopping sprees are very common among students here. The lifestyle of many Malaysians change tremendously once they came here. They behave even worse than the "Mat Sallehs" here. Malaysian girls here for instance would walk around ever so skimpily leaving nothing to the imagination(even during winter!)Watever happen to the MALAYSIAN CULTURE? Many here have even lost their virginity at the young tender age of 18 or 19 simply because a guy or girl can walk in ever so easily into the rooms of the opposite sex. Believe it or not,we have heard SEX sounds even! Many Malaysian medical students behave as though they have no self dignity or watsoeva. (However, they potray the best behaviour once they land in Malaysia like as though they are the best Malaysian angels...sadly, we all know their true colours when they are here in Moscow. HYPOCRITES!!!).These Malaysians are surely to be huge dissapointments to their families as well as to the nation.Exams & studies are the LEAST priority/favourite of many who are here. I wonder why did some people choose to study medicine in the very 1st place.

Let me also give u an insight of the education system here. You want to know why the majority of Russian grads are so incompetent & useless? Well,1st & foremost we can get away with cheating ever so easily during tests & exams. You may ask how. Many students here aren't bothered about being honest for themselves. Many juz merely do the bare minimum of studying & copy their friend's answers or directly from the books during tests/exams. These students fail to realise that they are only cheating themselves. The one who helps with the cheating is also going to lose out in the end once he/she is out of medic school & into the real working world. Another method which works really well for the girls is simply to shed some crocodile TEARS during tests/exams & instantly the lecturer/tutor would grant her a mere PASS...it's still a pass u know (better than a fail). How is this fair to some students like me who slog day & night mugging & studying extremely hard with the simple intention of graduating as competent doctors? After all, these cheaters would be graduating with a MD certificate as well & turn out to be the bad apples in the healthcare system in Malaysia & thus leading Senior Doctors to generalise & say that ALL Russian Grads are INCOMPETENT! Does anyone have any idea how frustrating this is?

Many students who sit for exams/tests earlier would simply snap a photo of the different set of questions & answers & then distribute it to the rest of the students who have yet to sit for their exams. How is this helping anyone? Can u even call this an EXAM? Does it fit the definition of an exam? So,can u imagine wat kind of Doctors we're producing here? A bunch of cheaters, liars, & irresponsible future doctors! That's the TRUTH!

Now, no wonder countries like the UK refuse to accept Russian Medical grads for their Postgraduate courses. Simply because we have never even sat for a PROPER exam per say throughout our 6years of study here. Look at the UK universities/colleges, do they even allow any student of theirs to bring in PDA's,camera handphones,bags,books into the exam venue? Do they allow any exam candidate to communicate with another fellow candidate once the question paper has been distributed? Do students know the exact sample of questions & answers prior to the exams? HELL NO! These only happen in good old Mother Russia!
So,Wake up people!!!

So, to those of you all who are planning to send any of your offsprings to Russia for a Medical Degree, please, im begging you, think again. You're not only going to lose your money, but also perhaps the good name & dignity of your family.

This is merely an opinion of mine & not directed to insult,degrade or humiliate anyone. I believe there is nothing wrong in sharing my opinion.

n many more that really crumbled my perception towards russia system

so,do u think i have to take this oppurtunity..please give comments..

p/s:*start ustaz mode*Allah memberi ujian kepada hamba-Nya dlm plbagai bntuk..kegagaln n kejayaan adalah ujian..yg x dpt offer russia,rmai yg ckp x adil n anggap sebagai satu ujian yg dahsyat..but for those yg dpt termasuk aku,bukan x bersyukur tpi aku rase ini adalah ujian kepada aku untuk btul2 memikirkan pasal masa depan n buat keputusan yg tepat n to those yg x dpt..korg patut tau yg korg deserve something better dri yg ni

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Penegak keadilan....

2010-01-23T10:22:00.000-08:00

ok...this is my experience yesterday
and i'm preety sure that i never experience it before
yesterday,i went to seremban town(my kuala lumpur here..haha)
specifically to sban parade to apply for job konon
then i waited for my fren n he didn't turn up
fine...shud i blame him??no kot..bcos kiteorg janji jumpe kat parkson pkul 9 pgi
then, ak smpai lak pukul 11.30 cmtu..
haha..mmpos la ko..ak bangun lmbt nk wat cmne

ok,then otw blik to terminal 1 to take bus
ade la 2 org polis ni jalan n talked to me:

abg polis misai: dik,tdi ade polis ke tahan kat sana
ak:(ko cakap dgn ak yea)xde..(puzzled ckit)
abg polis hitam tu:hari ni x pegi sekolh ke??
aku:(what d hell n fuck wif that)saya bru habis spm..(muke cover baik)
abg polis hodoh tu,aku lgi hensem kot: oh,ye ke dik,,bole tunjuk ic

then,aku kluarkn ic aku n gave to him then die record la evrythng on a piece of paper wif a few list of names skali on that paper..dlm hati ni,jgn2 ko ni mamat indon mane yg menyamar nk cilok ic aku..
ataupun ko ni polis tulen yg tgh menangkap mane2 budak tgk fly kat trminal 1 ni(favourite spot kot)

then, die bgi balik ic aku n cakap"anggap ni xde pape yea"
alright,u just took my ic and questioned me mcm la aku ni bapak ayam ke,atau pengedar dadah budak sekolah version ataupon perogol brsiri yg nafsu seks macam x bole cover dah,then u asked me to pretend it was nothing

owh..mayb salah aku gak sebb x bgitau org lain..ye la ,manela org nk percaya dgn
'kanak2 bwh umur'face aku ni.so ,officially announce:

aku dah habis spm dan aku bukan budak sekolah lgi..
n i hav enough freedom to go anywhere n anytime kat tmpat public walaupon tgh sekolah

so,'nice' to meet you polis sial!!! ade facebook x,boleh add camni..

..;)

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Oh My Allah!!!!!!!!

2010-01-18T18:39:00.000-08:00

ok..look,now,i'm typing on the keyboard with trembling hand...

the thing is...just now,i called d mara hq n thank god,they answered my call (at last, after brape hari ak call...finally,ak dgr la jugak suara seorng perempuan nie)(ni pon dgr nasihat acap suruh call pukul 10 pagi)

that lady:hello..(bukn assalamualaikum tu)
me:hello.boleh sambung ke bahagian penganjuran
that lady:ok,kejap

then,tunggu la lame sikit

another lady: hello..
me:(the same text)hello.boleh sambung ke bahagian penganjuran
that same lady: kejap yea

then,tunggu lagi..wah bukn main byk telefon lgi...patutlah,peruntukn bajet letrik mara tinggi

the third lady: hello..
me:(ok,hopefully this one)hello.saya nak cek utk spc medic rusia la...
that third lady: ni kene cakap dgn en.said ni

ok,fine...just bring me who d hell that man is...susah sgt lak

en.said:hello..
me:saya nak check name utk spc medic rusia
en.said: ok, bgi no ic..
me:ahhh...921208055323
en.said: jap yea....mukhzani b. muhamad yea
me: ha ah
en.said: tahniah , anda ditawarkan utk program medic rusia..mendaftar di INTEC pda 8 haribulan 2
me: saya dapat!!ok , trime kasih

ok,that was my long conversation with that 4 people..

now,i have mixture of feelings right now..

1.guilty..knape la ak dpt bende ni??ak bukn nak pon seteruk like some other people..i really don't know..

2.guilty lgi...patut lak aku amik bende ni??btw,ak nak ke jdi doktor...dah la ak x minat lgsg bio..lgi minat ak kat fizik n chemistry..

tension!!!!!!...i know that my mum is gonna paksa me if she finds out..

arghhhhhhhh!!!!!..;)

p/s:semalam bru tgk 'the proposal' n citer die kalakar n best

X)(

disapoinment ..maybe

2010-01-16T04:51:00.000-08:00

days passed by...n yet i'm doin nothing in this boring-till-infinity home...now,i'm waiting 4 my L license to get finished n currently...yea...nothin to b done

i'm considering to register in any english communication class bcos...yeah..i admit,my english sucks.
but,at least,i admittin it than certain people who act as he/she is so prfect in certain things but eventually..equally sucks like others..i'm not talkin bout my followers ,but u knoe some of my frens..

the second thing is...i think everyone may hav this kind of feelin..anxious mayb..
u knoe like for this week..many of my frens r leaving me...i'm not saying that bcos i'm here now stranded at home..that means u all can't go anywhere..always be here wif me...man,it wud b bullshit if i'm thinking that way..they made a new..i can say evolution in their life when they started to register for colleges n started their life as a college student..yeah,cool title isn't it

look these r d list of events that i hav just missed:

1. of cos d scholarship like sime drby, khazanh, n bank negara
~~why?bcos i'm not eligible for them..pretty easy kan my explanation..why was i doin so fuck for my trial n get d terrible overall results 4 that exam..arghh,blame myself 4 that..

bye2 whtever scholrshp..tu lah spe suruh ko pmalas sgt..padan dgn muka ko

2. the utp..
~~haih..entahlah why am i not thinking of applying this one..utp wud b d best(mayb kot) engineering school in malaysia,wif highr chances of getting employed,or precisely nearly 100% of its ex-studnt got employed..cool place..many of my frens went there(frm tgb,kgv,x-primary school one)..haiyoo..why la??

huh...cool place kan..ala, just forget it

3. the post-trial mara spc
~~look,i havnt know yet bout d result,whether i get it or not .why?bcos d mara stupid guys x angkat telefon aku..menyushkn btol..bang,dh kene potong ke line telefon tu!!..wtf..
but,ak rasa x dpt kot...ala,but i think there must lie any 'hikmah" bhind all this..ak bukn nak sgt pon bende ni..so,yeah,give other d chance

in conclusion,knape lah ak x brtuah sgt like ishaq..got evrythng ,d BN n mara..and even he can make d choice...

hopefully,my spm wud b excellent..;)

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what a video!!

2010-01-12T09:54:00.000-08:00

look..now,the clock shows 1.54 am to be precise and i don't really know wth am i doin now ,in front of d computr..pressing stupid buttons on d keyboard n checkin out any intrestng video to watch on u tube..
n i click play button on a video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

yeah..it's really inspiring..i don't know ,suddenly becomin to sntimental when watchng it!!

the english says right:dont judge a book by its cover..;)

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Comp test..

2010-01-07T01:24:00.000-08:00

today,,i went for d comp test n at first...sumpah ak cuak nk mmpos..ntah r..siap menggeletar mulut ,tangan aku...spm pon ak xde lah cuak smpai mcm ni..

then lak,aku jumpa lgi skali budk yg ak kutuk haritu..siap buat latihn lagi budk tu...bagus2, ko memang cemerlang,gemilang,terbilang.. ak harap la aku x fail sebb ak wat dosa free kutuk budak ni haritu..

then;

"mukhzani b. muhamad..(nama aku dipanggil)"
" (ak pon jalan ke kaunter pndaftran sambil cover ckit gabra aku..bajet cool ckit la..padahal driving test je)"

lepas tu..aku pegi la wat komp test..

soaln first: apakah peraturan yg prlu diikuti untuk memotong(lebih kurg la)
(haha..nasib baik ak dah baca part ni)(so confidentla ckit) peraturan 12 saat..

then ..soalan berikutnye..blablabla smpai lah habis..banyak gak la yg aku bantai ikut suke hati mak bapak aku..nak wat cmne..baca ckit je pon..semalam bajet r nak baca..then tidur haha..bukn salah aku pon,salah buku undang2 bodoh ni la yg bosan..aku x salah

lepas tu kuar r result...45/50..aku lulus!walaupun aku target 50/50 tpi ok la ni..janji lulus,mmpos la..

cuma yg aku terfikir..ade yg cakap x baca buku pon leh dapat 47/50(kire aku bodoh la..huhu) tpi byk gile soalan teori n for exmple is soalan yg aku tulis tdi..leh lak jawab kalau x baca buku..padahal peraturn 12 saat WTH ,aku x penah dgr lgsg..

byk la soaln aku bntai sebb teori ..nasib baik lulus

so,my advice is elok la baca buku ckit2 sebelum wat exam tu n jgn la bajet pro mcm budk yg x baca buku lgsg tu(entah2 budak2 ni gebang je lebih,jgn2 hmpir fail kot..haha mmpos la korg)

so,i pass and i hav to endure another 6-hour lecture aftr this.HELL!!..;)

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test.

2010-01-06T06:15:00.000-08:00

btw..tomorrow i'm going to sit 4 d comp test..alah..the driving thing
so..wish me luck..
smbung balik study..;)

my KG..

2010-01-06T04:38:00.000-08:00

ok..i think i hav sort of unidentified illness..
it's just so bizarre

it's about my weight..
slalunye..kalau ak tanye org pasal berat die ,confirm je la

"ak malu la nk cakap mukh . sgan la..(pgi mmpos ko la,bukn ak nak kawen dgn ko pown) ..holiday ni tambah berat r"

ok..for me,logically..it's a normal thing..ye la, bile holiday ko duduk rumh ,makan ,tido, berak,mndi n everythin..yea..berat ko msti naik..

then,yestrday,i watched the biggest loser n menggerakkn hati ak yg tenat dgn bosan ni pegi timbg berat aku..owhh..suprisingly..the needle moved n stop at 45kg

then ..tetibe lak aku takut...last tyme when i check kat mktb kot..tupon wktu ukjk was 49 kg logically..for my age ,,this is just too light..for this holiday je..aku makan dah la banyak nak mmpos mcm lak aku yg kat ethopia tu yg kebulur,mcd,nuggets(of cos, everyday),fried stuffs..

ak teringat lak satu episode dri series 'house' pasal sorg budak ni yg sakit cos ade kinda worm yg suke ati lived in his intestines n ate most of his digested food..so, he got thin
i wonder..ade ke aku ternak lak cacing kat dlm perut ak ni??

haih..confusing nk mmpos n i've just calculated my bmi n pon turun tu 15.9

to d worm below:
kalau ko dlm perut aku, ak doakn concentrtd hydrochloric acid ak dpt r digest ko..mmpos la kau!

haha..sntiasa underweight..;)

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Holmes..

2010-01-03T04:59:00.000-08:00

i've just watched sherlock holmes.. alah, d new movie that beat avatr box-office record..yup..my first expctation, ni msti great ni n it's true.. i enjoyed it so much..wif all d investigation method n stuff..it's interesting n i totally like d time settiing wic revolves around d years when smue pnduduk wore kinda gothic-like attires n d gloomy background..it's nice..

cuma mst adenye yg ak x puas hati n this tyme is d boys behind me..bukn main expert lgi ko terangkn citer ni blakang ak dgn kawan ko..kalau ko dah baca pon buku holmes tu..xyah r ko buat2 pndai elaborate smue bende..n then u guys talked like that cinema is yor mak bapak's...

yeah,again..sial tol!! to both of u..korg prasan lak mcm korg yg mcm holmes..ntah pape tah..ko marah budk depn tu mnangis n wat bising but yorself plak..haih

it's a worthwhile movie to watch..;)

below: sweet rachel mcadams...=)

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skatin..watevr..

2009-12-31T06:12:00.000-08:00

yup..b4 lupe..nak citer ckit kot pasal haritu pgi sunway pyramid..

i had fun..meeting haziq,giman,nazrin..ok la..

then plak,one of d events ws ice skating.

ha ha..nak trgelak gak nak fikir bende ni..punye r ak x pro lgsg ice skatin wth ni..kaki nak bengkok2 but stil i cnt skate..puas ak cube discover kot2 ade la concealed talent on this skatin thing, but i bet
xde kt..ak lgsg x leh skate tanpa pegang org..ntahr tpi mmg xleh lgsg..n then ak (smbil trkial2 cam org bodoh ,tgk r org skate bajet pro keliling ak..then jatuh..haha bodoh punye budk..eksyen yea..GTH!!then ade la mne mat saleh lalu sebelh ak n cakap dgn couple die..

that tall white guy: skating here is very easy..(talkin to his wyfe)

yup..u r totally ryte..smpai ak pon x leh jalan,mende senang nye..maybe 4 u, but ak yg dh lame brmaustatin kat negara khatulistiwa ni..nope..sand skating ak leh la kot..

but d great thing is ak x jatuh pon..even ak pegang je besi tepi2 tu spanjang masa..ak xde pon jatuh..dri budk yg lalu sebelh ak tu,bajet pro tpi trgolek anjing gak!!haha

life is great with friction..at least,for me..;)

aha...totally not for me

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drivin..haih

2009-12-31T05:57:00.000-08:00

hi,there..

ok..hari ni is d first day of my drivin class..n it was a 5-hour lecture..yeah..nice lecture 4 me to kutuk..adoiyai,bosan nak mmpos..5 jam tu..bapak ngantuk ,bosan cam syial..blaja bio pon xde r bosan cmtu..n my lecturer(ceh lecturer) is mane tah pak cik lebai yg merapu n pndai bwat lawak yg hati ak sikit pon x gletek...lepas tu lak..budak depn ak tu (rase dri sbp kot) brsemangat sgt ,rehat pon x kuar sebb tanye pasal bende ape tah dri pak cik tua tu..hai,kat sini pon nak dpt 100% gak ke..nak jdi best studnt yea..bagus2,bukn salah ko pon, ak yg malas..haha..papehal pon , puas gak la ak kutuk ko dlm hati..n then ade lah ak jumpe several georgians,ex-georgians kat situ..fine,for d sake of a license,mmpos r..pegi je la..

hopefully, i cn pass all d tests..

again..sorry 4 d my critics on u,pak cik lebai n u,that 'wooo,ni kene bgi full attention ni' budak

i'm suck..;)

x)(

life in this 'wonderful' holiday

2009-12-28T04:04:00.000-08:00

finally..new post..

ok,today, i went 2 registr for driving license course .ryte..this is definitely a way out from keep takin d bus to go anywhere.hopefully,,ak xde r bengap sgt nnt dlm those crap tests n lulus cept..yup..my dream to drive a car..

then plak 4 this holiday ,,i just lyke so fuck...i'm totally drownin in this boredom n dream to do so many things but eventually x pon...i did almost d same routine everyday........makan,tido,bangun lmbt nak mmpos(kalau bangun kol 8,9 tu kire setan sebelh kiri,kanan ak trkejut r )..tolong r bosan r bodoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aku cam nak jerit je cam org gile tpi bodoh r kalau ak wat bende tu...

ntah r..ak dah smakin muak plak dgn download those movies n watch them...i had downloadd so many movies till now..dah mcm panggung wayang dah rumh ak ni.lps ni trus bukk cinema je la.dah trus ade keje...n then plak ak tgk r tv..ni satu hal lgi..sumpah mnyakitkn hati ak yg dah kebas dgn bosn..mane x nye,,ter tak sengaja tgk drama mlayu..ntah mcm bodoh nk mmpos cam sial..tajuk die ' kau & aku' kot kat astro ria....asyik2 cinta n berebutkn laki mne yg bacul n hodoh but bajet hensem..lps tu lak.pompuan2 tu pon jdi histeria cam keling brebutkn laki tu..totally klise..lgi plak sekor2 x pndai brlakon..dah r tu..my words 4 those pmilik tv station(tu pon kalau ko dpt trsinggh kat blog ak n baca) korang jgn r jdi org bodoh n siarkn drama yg mmbodohkn penonton..bgi la yg bole wat otak ak brkmbang ckit

i dont noe y tpi bukn la ak nak support barat tpi kene gak support..watch their series lyke 90210,csi,desperate housewives,supernatural,lie to me, n everythin..they r totally fresh n best wif all those great acting. bru r best..btw,i'm not gonna miss 'fringes' that wud b broadcastin on tv7 on 2nd january kot..tu pon infinity best dri all those malay drama gak..

then..at night..facebookin..itu je la yg aku wat..then bosn ckit ak maen la smue game fb lyke coaster,fishville,farmville,cafe....(strivin to beat my neighbours in those games)
ade plak several quiz yg cam ntah pape lgsg..ade yg result ckp ak retard,fail,perfectionist n so many things..las2 ak rase jdi bodoh lak lyn bende bodoh cmtu..

so tomorrow,i'm goin to meet haziq n my life continues..

sorry 4 those bad words n d critics..if u dont like,i like..so what!

ok,chow..;)

x)(

.....

2009-12-23T23:38:00.000-08:00

ryte..i'm downloading jennifer's body n slumdog millionaires..dah nak siap dah ni..

hopefully bole layn n best la..startin frm holidy-till now,i've downloadd 5 movies n

man,just addictd to this movie watching thing..;)

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i'm older!!

2009-12-22T03:48:00.000-08:00

that day , aku wif family pegi kedah n klantan for a wedding ceremony.sumpah bosan,penat,mmbuang masa aku.dah r org kawin tu xde kaitn langsung dgn aku.cmne ye....org
tu ialah family sebelh isteri prtame bapk aku yg dh meninggl .cmtu r.that's not the thing...
bile kat situ lak ader pak cik mane tah tanye bapk aku:

pak cik tu: ni anak sekolah mne..

bapk gue: mrsm jasin

pakcik tu:owh..pmr ye...

bpk gue: hehe...spm la.

aku; (fuck u)

this thing happen again n again sejak dh lame dah.bile tyme aku pmr...org ckp aku ni upsr..ntah
pape tah.then lak,smue ckp aku pendek cm budk lower form..including kawan2 yg x sedr dieorg pon pendek gak,
mamat/minah yg aku x kenal pown.the fact is:

aku lgi tinggi dri adik aku

aku lgi tinggi dri mak bpk aku

aku lgi tinggi dri smue budk pompuan dlm 516

ak bukn budk laki plg pendek kat klas pown..(ecan lgi pendek)

aku dah besr!!

ntah2 bile dah tue nnti,bru la org tanye: "ni bru abis spm ke"
bagus r tu.awet muda smpai mampos...

huh..;)

x)(

......

2009-12-22T01:49:00.000-08:00

i'm downloading i love you beth cooper..

harap2 berbaloi r..

lame nak mmpos tunggu ni..;)

x)(

Ranking..

2009-12-17T06:07:00.000-08:00

so i make this ranking thing 4 d latest movies that i've watched stakat nie based on my view..

Best Graphic:

1.Avatar
2.2012
3.Transformers 2

Best storyline:

1. Avatar
2. new moon kot
3. Sorority Row

Best impact on me:

1.Avatar
2.2012
3.new moon

Overall best stakat nie:

AVATAR

tgh tunggu Cirque du Freak,the vampire assistant to release.not gonna to miss it..;)

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Movies..

2009-12-17T05:32:00.000-08:00

so,today i went to terminal 1 to watch a movie n from the critics, it shud be Avatar cos d film critics said it was good. then trjumpe wif my long tyme kgv friends;safrizal , kucai n new georgian,Linda.
what can i say bout u guys is that u all r totally cool n sporting. thiz wud be kind of my way to wade this boredom of holiday.about avatar, i can say that it was fantastic.....the graphic waz so insanely great n the storyline was so touching n d main theme, humans destruction on nature..... so dkt dlm movie ni human cam kiter ni kire jahat la n d avatar is d good side .a superb,interesting movie 2 watch.totally love it.it made me speechless..

Avatar:

then,bile tah.minggu leps kot...i downloadd Sorority Row frm d intrnet . it was free but to download it, i waz waiting lyke a week kot to finish downloadng. about it, well pown interesting gak...it was about a girl's group,theta pie which had just graduatd n trick one of d girls boyfriend
n buat2 mati.tetibe lak psl stress sgt, laki ni trus cucuk pompuan ni n d story continues when they received video when the murder incidnt took place .it was kind of interestng psychotic movie n thanks to baqiy n palie for d recommnd.

Sorority Row:

then wktu gi mlake dgn hazq , baqiy n palie plak, we watched 2012.wow,d movie was so terbaek n mantap..best la wif all those graphc thng ,it waz totally superb..but still Avatr graphic lgi power n best.it waz about d armageddon created by the american ...x caye pon but still enjoy d movie..

2012:

love those movies..;)

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waktu misai blom tumbuh..

2009-12-16T19:35:00.000-08:00

look,i just check out my pendrive n look whut i found:

this waz the pic when i waz in standrd 6

frontline: fadhlan
blakang cikit:faid,nazarul,hanizam,k.nizam
lgi blakang: me,shafiq n rizal

n it happened to be fadhlan was accomodatng beside my partition in tgb.HUH..what a fate..

JUZ MISZ U GUYS SO DAMN MUCH..;)

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Interview for MARA SPC..

2009-12-16T08:18:00.000-08:00

Here's the thing. that day on 9th September kowt ,i had an interview that supposedly important for me but i didnt feel
that way.first2,glabah nak mmpos,cam nak terberak tpi bile masuk,trus x jdi.ok,interview for mara spc medic russia. but, i still cant believe that it was the interview for mara.it was so silly n far way easier than my mock interview the interviewer just ask me stupid questions .cant u juz help me to maintain kegabraan aku.at least nak gak rase cuak intrview. i waz lyke having a chat in a warung kopi or sumthing.but aftr all, i have no confidnce at all to get that scholarshp cos the mara only want 50 mara studnts for that scholarship all over the country. and i'm so lookin forwrd for d post spm intrview . hope can make it.;)

that pak cik: if you marry wif sumone that dont understand yourwork.what wud u do?

(the skema answer)

me: so i'll bring her shoppng n buy evrything she wnt

that pak cik: hello, u dont hav tyme to shoppng when become a doctor.

me:(sial tol) so i jus give her money n u just shop yourself.as a doctor,
my wage would be high .

why cant he ask me,why u want to be a doctor or anything yg related ckit! ntah pape tah.

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my first writing..

2009-09-25T06:27:00.000-07:00

i'm still new in this blogging thing. i dont hav a diary bcause i really dont like that stuff but i thought this wud be my new way to express my feelings.so bace je la..